Well, hello everyone!
Welcome to the Rehab Center for fictional characters.
Umm, alright.
Lets get right to it
Who wants to start us off?
How about you Chris?Chris Cringle-Umm, alright.
Hey, I'm Chris Cringle.
I'm a sex addict.Hey i'm Santa Clause, i'm the king of snow.
I hate my wife because she is a ho, ho, ho.
She used to please me every day, then she made it clear that santa's only supposed to come once a year.
Fuckin Bitch.
Now I buy whores, rock and roll, and I stuff their stockings with my north pole...
(end)...Okay Chris, thank you!
Alright, who wants to go next?
Patrick... frowny face!
Get up here. Patrick O'Riley-Alright.
I'm Patrick O'Riley, i'm a leperchaun.
You all doin' good?
Yeah, i'm not doing so good.I had a wonderful life, with a healthy household,
and beatiful wife, and a pot full of gold. Ha.
Then my wife spent my riches all by herself, and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf.
Uh, now i drink all day and a part of me dies.
Cuz my wife is getting gang-banged by the Rice Krispie guys.
(end)Tony the Tiger-
Hey I know them!(end)Oh, hey Tony.
Nice of you to show up.
Where were you last week?Tony the Tiger-I had some, uh... some stuff to take care of.
Hey, i'm Tony the tiger.
Fuck it.
I'll just sing it.
Every day I wake up, and I get to work late.
My boss says, 'hey, whats up?'
I say that i'm grrrrrrrrowing tired of this shit.
The kids they laugh, 'cause i'm a sensitive cat.
'Big pussy!'
I can't argue with that.
If another kid gives me frosted flakes,
I swear on my life... i'll eat his parents.(end)Okay Ton, thank you.
So thats everybody.
So lets just get down to it...
Oh, who are you?Easter Bunny-Yeah, hi, yeah, hi, Yeah, hi.
I'm the easter bunny, hey i'm back!
Used to be funny now i'm hooked on crack.
Heaps of heroine ain't no joke, marshmellow peeps covered in coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke.
COKE!
Drugs for life, that's my plan, but now I have no attention span...(end)Okay, i'm just going to go and get him, alright?
Play nice please. I'll be right back.Chris Cringle-Hey pat did you hear? All my elves got sick.
I think they got herpes from some Irish chick.Patrick O'Riley-Mother fucker...
What you laughin' Tony, huh?Tony the Tiger-
'Cause it's funny!Patrick O'Riley-This is gettin rediculous.
Santa, Tony could you guys please stop? Tony the Tiger-Oh Snap!... crackle and pop.
haha, cuz they banged your wife.Patrick O'Riley-I'm getting out of here.
This is fucking rediculous.
